Clayton Is a Dirty Money-Grubbing Sell-Out!

Yes, I am promoting AffiloJetpack as an affiliate.  I’ll admit, I’m in it for the money!

I know that most of the people that come to my blog are Affilorama members, so I know you’ve probably been hearing about AffiloJetpack for awhile now.  Let’s cut to the chase:

Why you should buy AffiloJetpack from me and not Mr. Money-Bags-IM-Guru:

I’ll admit, I don’t have $15,997 worth of bonuses to offer you.  I don’t have “my dirty little secrets of how I generated $10,000 in 5 minutes” top-secret report.

Look, I’m just a guy that’s trying to make money online.  I’m no millionaire.  Heck!  I’m not even a hundred-thousand-aire (or a ten-thousand-aire).

However, there are a few things that I am really good at:

Awesome Bonus #1 – Keyword Research – I am absolutely meticulous about keyword research.  I dig down deep and hunt the keywords that everyone else has overlooked.  These keywords are easy to rank for.  I’m talking stupid-easy to rank for!  I found a keyword once that gets 5000 searches in Google each month and ranked number 5 without any backlinks.

If you buy through my affiliate link, I’ll do keyword research for your new affiliate sites.  I’ll give you a list of 50 sneaky, under-the-radar keywords for up to 5 niches (10/niche or up to 50 for one niche) that I believe you have an excellent chance of ranking for with very little effort.  All I need from you is the niches you’re interested in entering.

I will not give you keywords that I have ever given anyone else and I will not target these keywords myself (now or in the future).

Awesome Bonus #2 – Website Review – When I was in college at the University of Washington, I took “Intro to Psychology.”  We had to take a bunch of cool tests and quizzes.  We even took a “How OCD Are You?” test.  I scored in the 90th percentile.  That means I’m more neurotic than 90% of all the other people out there!

Why not use my psychological problems to your advantage? Look, I’ve been doing this stuff for awhile, and I know what I’m doing.  I’ll take a look at 5 of your websites once they are done and give you a blow-by-blow break down of how you can improve them.  This is not just a Traffic Travis on-page SEO analysis.  This includes:

• on-page SEO
• design (I have a masters degree in architecture and design, so I have a “trained eye” for what looks good)
• attention-grabbing headlines
• other technical and neurotic criteria

If something on your site doesn’t measure up to my obsessive quality standards, I will tell you exactly what you need to do to put my neurotic mind at ease.  This might include exact headlines to use on your site, hexadecimal color numbers for your site’s design and layout, internal linking, etc.

Awesome Bonus #3 – Header Design – That’s right.  I’ll design you 5 kick-ass headers for your websites. I have a master’s degree in architecture, which basically means I spent 2 years of my life doing nothing but PhotoShop.  Not a lot of people know this either, but I also designed some music album layouts and CD artwork for my friend’s band Conversations About the Light.

I will use free (but awesome) stock photos to design your header.  If you want to provide your own images, that is totally cool, but I will assume that you have rights to these images and will not take responsibility for usage violations from images you provide.

I will use my mad PhotoShop skills to design you 5 totally sick headers for your AffiloJetpack websites.  It’s no secret that AffiloJetpack comes with some cool header designs, but do you want your website to look just like every other AffiloJetpack website out there?  Make yours stand out with some unique header designs by a guy with a masters degree in design.

(Note:  Your headers will be completely unique and I will not give identical or similar headers to anyone else EVER)

Awesome Bonus #4 – 25 Article Re-Writes – If you want to rank well in search engines, you need unique content.  If you buy AffiloJetpack through my affiliate link, I will personally re-write 25 AffiloJetpack content articles for your websites.  You could have me write 25 articles for one website, or 5 for each of your 5 AffiloJetpack sites.  The choice is yours.

Granted I did get straight C’s in my high school English classes, I doubt you’ll be wanting any articles about the significance of the white whale in Moby Dick (If you do want any articles on this subject, I highly recommend you don’t get my bonus package–seriously!  I think I got a D on that paper!).  However, if your niche is something like relationship advice, weight loss, men’s dating tips, etc. I think I could write some good stuff for you.  Just promise me you won’t have Ms. Altman grade it.

All of my articles will be written in conversational American English.

Awesome Bonus #5 – Free Beer – I plan on traveling all over the world and going on all kinds of cool adventures.  When I’m visiting your city or country, I’ll get together with you and buy you a beer (or just dinner if you don’t drink or are under the drinking age where you live) at a bar of your choice and I will let you kick my ass at pool or darts (which should not be that difficult).

If you don’t want to hang out with me (or you don’t want to wait for me to visit you), I will PayPal you $15 to buy a cool beer of your own choosing (I recommend trying Gonzo).

Almost a year ago, I spent somewhere in the neighborhood of $200 to get AffiloBlueprint.  Since them I’ve used AffiloBlueprint to make over $5000.  That’s a pretty good ROI!  I have not gotten a review copy of AffiloJetpack because the rules say you need a list of 10,000 people or more (and I don’t even have a list!), but I know from personal experience that Mark Ling is a good guy that will genuinely help you succeed in every way he can.

This isn’t going to be a horrible piece of garbage like that Miracle Traffic Bot thing a few months back.  I didn’t get that, but I could tell it was a load of rubbish from a mile away.  I’m actually really excited about AffiloJetpack.

If you’re interested in getting AffiloJetpack, and you’d like my awesome bonuses, please do the following:

Sorry, AffiloJetpack is closed :’(

FTC Disclosure: Clayton is a soulless internet marketer and by clicking on his affiliate link and buying AffiloJetpack, Clayton will make a commission that he will use to buy groceries and pay his bills.  Buying AffiloJetpack though Clayton’s affiliate link will also put a big smile on his face and make him feel great for the rest of the day (maybe even the rest of the week).

PS: Yes, this is a totally real bonus package.  I just thought that people take this stuff way too seriously and forget to have fun with things (I mean, come on!  Who else puts a flaming skull on an e-cover?).

PPS: Even if you don’t buy through my link, I at least hope you got a good laugh out of this.

PPPS: Even if you don’t buy though my link, I’d still like to get a beer with you (though I can’t promise I’ll pay for it and I can’t promise I’ll let you kick my ass at pool or darts).

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